Leetonia Terrorist Plot

A terrorist plot was discovered in Leetonia this week. It seems about $100 worth of hoses and electrical extension cords were cut by this terrorist while it attempted to disable the Camp Eaglebear economy system.

We believe the Al-Qaeda is possibly breeding porcupines and releasing them into the state forest to destroy the Leetonia economy. Reports are widespread of the destruction of vehicles; cabins, and anything made with a certain type of adhesive the tiny
terrorists are attracted to.

These gnawing machines reduce a sheet of plywood to a puzzle piece overnight, chew tool handles, eat cardboard, rubber, and all types of hoses. They have also been know to pierce the two guardians of Leetonia, Jack and Leo with sharp quills eluding their capture and causing the dogs expensive trips to the hospital for quill removal.

One terrorist animal made a fatal mistake and developed lead poisoning after making a meal out of a shop vac last night. The picture of the dead terrorist is to to the left. If you see one of these animals do not attempt to pick them up with your hands. They have been booby trapped. So far no effective means have been developed to stop this terrorism attack.

Mountain Girl, Paula, logging out in Leetonia!